Yup, after the two mama grizzlies, who juggle fame and family time, vacationed together in Alaska's wilderness and escaped the glaring spotlight of the pesky press in the continetnal U.S., with cameras in tow of course, it appears the chemistry between the two broke down like a seventh-grade science project--along with Kate herself. The former star of Jon and Kate Plus 8 just couldn't hang with Mrs. Mama Grizzly and scurried away like a scared squirrel after being afraid for her kids' lives. Maybe Sarah forgot to tell her they were the actual mama grizzlies; there weren't any real ones. I was so hoping for this super ticket which would be sure to bring down Pres. Obama, but some dreams don't come true. I guess I'll have to pin my hopes on the 2012 Bill O'Reilly/ Stephen Colbert ticket. But is papa bear still returning Stephen's phone calls? Don't know. Neither of them return mine.
In other news, I think I need to work on my satire cause after reading this I don't think it cuts it. Itmore like a dull spoon that makes me want to gag. But, I'm posting it anyways to keep this journalist humble. For now!
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yeah, I don't think anyone in the world envisioned a Palin/Gosselin ticket because Kate Gosselin isn't a politician. And O'Reilly/Cobert? With the exception of Palin, pundits don't typically run for office. And Palin hasn't even announced her candidacy yet. And reality show stars nor comedians run for office either. Just conservative actors.
ReplyDeleteHey, if Christine "the goobermint is breeding mice with human brains" O'Donnell can run on a major ticket anything can happen! This, might be a little too far fetched though.
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